The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says "Honey, look what I won at bingo". Next week she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring. She says,"Honey look what I won at bingo". Next week she come home from bingo driving a new porsche, she says "Honey, look what I won at bingo". The next week as she is preparing to get ready for bingo, the husband asks - "Honey shall I draw you a bath?" To which she replies "Why sure". As the wife enters the tub she notices there is less than a inch of water in the tub. She asks "how am I supposed to take a bath in this amount of water?" To
which the husband replies... Laughing
at some Bingo Jokes Full Card 2 old men are playing Bingo in the church, John and Tom. John keeps looking over Tom's shoulder saying: "you've got that number, mark it off, you've got that number mark it off." After doing this for quite some time Tom gets annoyed and says: "why don't you do your own card?" Whereupon John answers: "I can't it's full!" Blondes and Bingo It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot. The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of “Bingo!” were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: "I've just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?" All together, 412 blonde ladies shouted: "FREE SPACE!"
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