Online
Gambling Survival Guide |
This is a quick overview for the beginning online casino
player.
Ten
tips that will help you walk away from casinos with more
money in your pocket:
Know
Your Game
Not
all games are created equally. There is a wealth of information
both on the net and in print to inform you of the odds you face
in any given game and the strategies that will help shave the house
edge to a minimum. Be sure to check your payout tables in Video
Poker and the payout rates for slots games: these can and will vary
from casino to casino. Spend some time reading and you'll spend
less time wondering what happened to your bankroll.
Remember
That Nothing Beats A Game Of Chance
You
know the "systems" you've heard about, the ones that are
supposed to be a sure-fire way to beat Roulette, or Craps, or the
Lottery, or Keno? They may as well be written on toilet paper 'cause
that's what they're good for. Nothing short of a rigged game is
going to guarantee that you'll walk away a winner from the casino.
And those fancy betting systems? Try them out on a "Free"
game for a while and you'll see how far they get you. Fibonacci,
Martingale, Grand Martingale, whatever. They all spell "lose
faster" not "win more".
Play
By The Numbers
If
you're playing to win, know the odds of your game and play accordingly.
The numbers may be dull, but they are your roadmap to avoiding the
losing plays. Hunches, ESP, clairvoyance, tea leaves, remote viewing
and divination are all sorry secondary choices to the mathematics
of your game.
Take
The Winnings And Run
Have
a plan for when to stop. Some folks call it quits when they're up
by 50%. Some when they've doubled their session bankroll. Others
bail when the tide turns and they lose 20% of their winnings. Whatever
your break-point, it's important to have one and stick to it. Otherwise
you'll just keep playing until you can't and by then you'll have
lost all the money you won. Forget the pot of gold, take the fistful
of dollars. Greedy players make big losers.
Expect
To Lose
Casinos
do not depend on luck to stay in business. On virtually every bet
you make in whatever game you play, the house's take is designed
right into the rules of the game. And that edge generally means
they'll be the winner a lot more often than you will be. Players
can find and play games where the house edge is 1.5% or less but
you'll have to do your homework to find them. Sites like ours are
a good place to start your education, but never forget that the
casinos rule and are in business to take your money.
Play
The Game, Not The Gimmicks
That
"insurance" bet in Blackjack: house edge around 6%. The
so-called "crapless craps": again, about 6%. The side
bet in Caribbean Stud: over 25% house edge. What's the moral of
this story?
Aside
from knowing your game and being intimately familiar with the odds
you face, the moral is "forget the gimmicks". Sure there's
the occasional exception but in general the "add-ons"
to the basic games are sucker bets.
Play
To A Budget
Let's
say you've got $600 and you expect to gamble three times a week
for the next couple weeks. That's $100 per session and that's your
budget for any given session. Put the rest away, forget about it
and enjoy the money you've got in front of you. DO NOT touch another
day's bankroll. If you tap out, walk away and come back another
day. This is how you remain a happy gambler and not a whining loser.
Don't
Play While Under The Influence
A
gambler who’s under the influence of drugs or alcohol is,
at the very least, a lesser player than they would be straight.
Why do you think the brick-and-mortar casinos give the drinks away?
They know the way it goes: you booze, you lose.
Don't
Gamble With Scared Money
It
ain't news but it's worth repeating: only gamble money that you
can afford to lose. Anything you can't afford to lose -- like the
rent money -- is called "scared money" because that's
what you'll be if you even get close to betting with it. Scared
gamblers are losers-in-training.
If
you are gambling with monies you shouldn't you may well need professional
counseling. Gamblers Anonymous (http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/,
US & UK), Gam-Anon (http://www.gamanon.org.uk/, UK & Ireland),
GamCare (http://www.gamcare.org.uk/,
UK) and The National
Council on Problem Gambling (http://www.ncpgambling.org/, US &
Canada) are ready, willing and able to assist
troubled gamblers.
Have
Fun
Unless
you're a professional player with a proven track record, you're
playing for the pleasure of it. For 98% of players casino gambling
is recreation -- you're spending money to be entertained. If the
fun stops, so should you.
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